Monthly Archives: May 2011

People who kill spiders AND People who ignore them and pretend they will go away on their own

July 30, 2010 It was as hot and sticky as an X-rated theater on the kind of evening when you relinquish your body issues, accept your stretch marks and bacne as character-building tools, and lie naked on the kitchen floor … Continue reading

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Those who are victims of intense unrequited celebrity love AND Those who are not

Today is the best day of my life. It marks the anniversary of an event that would result in the most intense, passionate, wild-eyed, manic depressive sort of love I would never actually experience in life. Today is Bob Dylan’s … Continue reading

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Those who fold their toilet paper AND those who crumple it

During a recent conversation with anonymous family members, I was discussing a human being we all know well. The kind of human being we all dislike with varying levels of intensity, and who can only be described as one thing: … Continue reading

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There are two sorts of people in the world…

Good and Evil. Fat and Thin. Readers of independent blogs and Mockers that favor things more mainstream and less entertaining. Either way, we have all heard this expression before, often used in the context of making us reflect on ourselves … Continue reading

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