Monthly Archives: September 2011

ATTENTION: Caps and colons make everything more important

Listen up, peeps. After a long conversation with my blood brother Jer-Bear, I have taken his advice and started a new blog. A blog that more accurately reflects my needs as a writer, a woman, and a neo-Communist. Twosortsofpeople.com had … Continue reading

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The Great Plights of Humanity – Four Issues Untouched During the GOP Debate

Last night the Greedy Old Pricks held their latest debate of the political season. As a passionate young American, hungry for change and a plate of Pad Thai, I was patriotically tuned into this event, eyes peeled, brain ready to … Continue reading

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Taking a Bath With Kim Kardashian and Choking on a Tomato(e)

Last week I had a brief encounter with death.  I was standing at my kitchen counter slicing a recently purchased farmer’s market tomato. The kind that is shaped like the skull of a malnourished orphan and weighs more than an … Continue reading

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