sh*t I write about
- Under Construction
- Where for art thou subscribers, bitches?
- ATTENTION: Caps and colons make everything more important
- The Great Plights of Humanity – Four Issues Untouched During the GOP Debate
- Taking a Bath With Kim Kardashian and Choking on a Tomato(e)
- Unlikely Markets for Potential Lovers Part I.
- How Ryan Gosling and Lifehouse Songs Have Ruined My Life
- Three Self Realizations of My 30 Minute Lunch Break
- Reason #17 I am 23 going on 90: Peeing When I Sneeze – A dramatization
- Top Five Most Common Lies Women Tell Themselves, as told by Me – A Woman