Category Archives: Two Sorts of People in the World

People who celebrate Father’s Day and People who are ungrateful tools

I am a woman of few pet peeves. Though I may grow a stomach ulcer whenever anyone uses the word ignorant, ignorantly (boo-ya bitches) and dry heave whenever an adult woman complains that she is cold in 85 degree weather, … Continue reading

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People who can accept a break up AND people who can’t and continue to wallow in their own misery pretending there is still a chance when there isn’t

I’m a professional. Or at least I like to think I am. Of what, I am not sure, but I want to believe that there is some sort of code of conduct I will be violating with this blog entry. … Continue reading

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Culture wars: Those who update their technology and those who do not

Tonight I was going to make history. Break barriers. Conceive urban legends. I was planning to compose a literary masterpiece of such insane blogliness that it would knock the metaphoric socks off of yo’ asses (not physically possible) through a … Continue reading

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People who kill spiders AND People who ignore them and pretend they will go away on their own

July 30, 2010 It was as hot and sticky as an X-rated theater on the kind of evening when you relinquish your body issues, accept your stretch marks and bacne as character-building tools, and lie naked on the kitchen floor … Continue reading

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Those who are victims of intense unrequited celebrity love AND Those who are not

Today is the best day of my life. It marks the anniversary of an event that would result in the most intense, passionate, wild-eyed, manic depressive sort of love I would never actually experience in life. Today is Bob Dylan’s … Continue reading

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Those who fold their toilet paper AND those who crumple it

During a recent conversation with anonymous family members, I was discussing a human being we all know well. The kind of human being we all dislike with varying levels of intensity, and who can only be described as one thing: … Continue reading

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There are two sorts of people in the world…

Good and Evil. Fat and Thin. Readers of independent blogs and Mockers that favor things more mainstream and less entertaining. Either way, we have all heard this expression before, often used in the context of making us reflect on ourselves … Continue reading

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