- RT @JillBidenVeep: There are no winners. Half the country has openly voted for the oppression of LGBT's, minorities', and women's rights. 9 months ago
- RT @joshritter: 1/I woke up this morning feeling like I didn't know my America. Hopes and dreams feel so insignificant compared to this tid… 9 months ago
- RT @larkieswiftie: Retweet if you are: -A woman -An immigrant -LGBT+ -Muslim -African American -Latino/Latina -In any other way completely… 9 months ago
- RT @VP: Proud to marry Brian and Joe at my house. Couldn't be happier, two longtime White House staffers, two great guys. https://t.co/0om1… 1 year ago
- If my existence had a hashtag it would be #toomuchsourcream 4 years ago
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- How Ryan Gosling and Lifehouse Songs Have Ruined My Life
- Three Self Realizations of My 30 Minute Lunch Break
- Reason #17 I am 23 going on 90: Peeing When I Sneeze – A dramatization
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