The things and people that are better than me

This guy: street musician, hobo, and all around Nashville bad ass.

It can turn your pool blue and your hair green. Watch out, Jesus.

Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson: “Now remember my three beginner’s tips for picking up chicks: Address her by name, isolate her from her friends, subtly put her down.”

It can even cover the penetrating stench of failure!

Ken Jennings. 'Nuff said.

If only I could master the impeccable art of Gold Digging, I wouldn’t have to sleep with Wal-Mart employees

Simply Orange: Because nothing beats the sweet taste of your drained savings account.

One Response to The things and people that are better than me

  1. C. says:

    Simply Orange, nectar of gods and people richer than I!

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